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alx-albon:

My super biased assumptions about you based on your f1-related avatar:

George Russell: I just assume you’re british idk why, if not british it means you love British accent, still living in the sakhir gp hell

Daniel Ricciardo: you’re horny on main 22/6, either underaged or my age literally nth in between, also 90% of your posts are about Dan and Dan only, you read maxiel fanfics

Lando Norris: drama queens, most of you are underaged, if you’re older than 18 that… that’s sus, super unhinged and often multitasking and probably with adhd, 93% of your posts are about Lando

Alex Albon: you’re a sad adult, your only braincell is that one sad neuron that tries its best, you’re v moody from euphoria to rock bottom in sec (yes I’m actually talking about myself)

Sebastian Vettel: you’re blogging about everyone and that’s great, ships sewis, has been in this fandom for 10+ years

Esteban Ocon: you live for the friends to enemies to lovers trope, have seen Este shirtless workout vids and you still haven’t recover since then, you post about everyone and you’re a cool person tm

Pierre Gasly: you probably started learning french on duolingo, calls Pierre a whore which is very valid, super unhinged but in a sexy way, monza 2020 lives in your mind rent free

Lewis Hamilton: honestly do not know what is your collective vibe but Lewis is somehow your fav and that’s very valid

Charles Leclerc: uuuum you love Charles?, you read or write fanfics, you would die for sebchal, you’re probably v young idk

Max Verstappen: ???? You think max is hot idk

Old retired bois tm: probably the coolest people here and we’re happy to have you

Team principals: you’re a Toto simp (regardless who your avatar is), you pretend to be cool and edgy but honestly you are super cool and super edgy we love it, probably a content creator

Mick, Callum, idk anyone from the young boys tm squad: you’re underaged or in early 20s, super cute content creator, you just want everyone to be happy, also you’re the ones hating Marzipan the most which is again super valid

Anyone else: you’re the main content creator here and your work is wildly admired, you have taste but don’t want to appear as basic bitch which is so valid